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Professor Retro’s Space Food Sampler

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Warning shameless product plugs!

We’ve just relaunched this sampler at Funkyfoodshop, our e-commerce site.

The sampler now includes several different freeze-dried astronaut ice creams, two kinds of Space Food Sticks, four Splashdown packets and other delightful astro-treats such as freeze-dried astronaut ice cream. They’re available on Amazon as well.

The Professor Retro character was drawn by our genius longtime pal Xeth Feinberg.

Xeth also animated this crazy animated infomercial starring Prof Retro:

Professor Retro Looks at Space Food

Fred T. Jane: Illustrator of the Future

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

fredtjaneAn avatar of the information age, Fred T. Jane is a obscure figure today.  But as an illustrator, writer, self-publisher and a gamer (yes, a gamer) Jane was well ahead of his time.

From his birth in 1865 to his death in 1916 Jane was witnessed a crucial period of change which saw the discovery of X-rays, the rise of automobiles, aviation and telecommunications.

It was Jane’s fascination with naval warships in his hometown of Portsmouth England that inspired him to begin sketching. The detailed drawings he made eventually lead to the publication of  All the World’s Fighting Ships in 1898 (more on that publication below).

In addition to his straight-forward depictions of ships and airplanes, Jane dabbled infredtjane12 prophetic illustrations including a series created for Pall Mall magazine in 1894-5 called “Guesses at Futurity.”

As seen in the images accompanying this post, Jane’s imaginative renderings of the year 2000 in Pall Mall included futuristic depictions of cyber-cafes,  energy-efficient lighting, and bio-engineered foods. The latter concept was captured in an illustration called “A Dinner Party A.D. 2000, Menu of Chemical Foods” (pictured right).

Guests are offered pellets of nutrition by waiters dressed in Egyptian costumes. It’s an odd but arresting tableau.  The strange helmet-like listening cones which hover above guests’ heads are perhaps piping the modern sounds of Debussy’s recently-debuted “Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun.” Or maybe they’re blow dryers. We can only guess along with Jane.

fredtjane6Other drawings in the series include one in which the latest news is revealed by a man unspooling a long scroll (notice the widescreen TV which looks like a flat panel) and another with dirigibles employed for street lighting.

These fanciful renditions are quite unlike the illustrations which would make Jane wealthy and famous. Those technical drawings identified warships and armaments of different armies of the world.  All The World’s Fighting Ships became the authoritative guide of ship recognition. Six years after the Wright Brothers first flight, Jane also began publishing All the World’s Aircrafts. These publications endure to this day.

What distinguishes Jane’s achievements in our day and age was his love of gaming and modeling. To accompany the war games he designed Jane made lovingly-crafted miniature scale models of ships. His contributions to the field helped establish modeling as a hobby.

The “Guesses to Futurity” illustrations hint at Jane’s intuitive grasp of what modern machines provided to the public beyond their utilitarian purpose: they were gfredtjane10rist for the imagination. In this way Jane really was a pioneer of how we consume and digest technological change.

Jane’s Information Group, the company he founded, is still a leading source on armaments, defense, geopolitics, transport and police industries. Jane also had a hand in founding the MI5, the British spy agency and the Boy Scouts and devised a code of signals adapted by the British Navy. Not bad for a guy who barely made it past 50.

We will feature more of Jane’s “Guesses at Futurity” drawings in a future post. Until then if you want more history on this fascinating figure click here.

Let Them Eat Fake!

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

This is an original Retrofuture article from 1999 which later lead me to become a space food entrepreneur…but that’s a different story for another time.

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Long a dream of futurists and food scientists, nutritional substitutes—whether they be energy bars, diet shakes, or, that old favorite, food pills—have traditionally left a bad taste in the collective taste bud.

Why can’t they make a good food pill? According to Manfred Kroger, Professor of Food Science at Pennsylvania State University, they can. “Theoretically it’s possible,” says Kroger, “but the public looks at food pills as too coercive, too futuristic, too monotonous.”

fake2Besides, food pills, Kroger adds, are already here in different forms: “You could look at vitaminized-mineralized breakfast cereal as eating food pills.” Count Chochula a food pill? If it were only that easy. To get the 2000 kilocalories we need to eat everyday, Kroger explains, would require “a pill of close to a pound.” Now try washing that down with some milk.

Still, it’s unlikely food pills will go away anytime soon. The reason: “technological eating,” as Kroger terms it, “would guarantee almost total food safety.” Furthermore, he adds, “We could augment it with all sorts of pharmaceutical additives, which is a hot subject these days.”

fake3The concept of “technological eating” may be hot but the public perception of synthetic food is not. There is a general resistance to putting alien food stuffs in our bodies (witness the protests of the European community to bio-engineered foods).

The fears associated with fake food were illustrated in classic fashion at the close of the 1970s eco-disaster cult flick Soylent Green when an overwrought Charlton Heston realizes the mysterious substance the starving masses have been eating is people.

“Soon they’ll be breeding us like cattle!” Heston begins shouting. “You’ve got to warn everyone and tell them! Soylent green is made of people! You’ve got to tell them! Soylent green is people!”

fake4The first brave souls (aka, guinea pigs) to taste something that resembled food pills were the astronauts. In the early 1960s, NASA contacted several leading food conglomerates hoping to come up with new and innovative ways of feeding astronauts on long-duration space missions.

The result was “food powder”—a nutritionally complete meal of freeze-dried food that was rehydrated in space and consumed through straws. To which astronauts responded: Soylent green is people!

Almost everyone agreed that space food was a pale imitation of the real thing. “The gourmet’s nightmare of a more distant future” as The Wall Street Journal concluded in 1966.

fake5Orbiting the Earth in zero gravity, astronauts faced an unappetizing choice of bite-sized cubes covered with edible gelatin or a semi-liquid food puree squeezed out of a toothpaste-like tube.

What did the astronauts think about the culinary offerings? One headline probably summed it up best: “Space Food Hideous—But It Costs A Lot.”

fake6To avoid the atrocious offerings, a stronaut John W. Young (right) smuggled a corned beef sandwich aboard the five-hour Gemini 3 flight on March 23, 1965. Consumed by mission mate Virgil I. “Gus” Grissom, the contraband sandwich resulted in a Congressional investigation and the first official reprimand of an astronaut.

Space food had to improve and it did. By the time Apollo 11’s Neil A. Armstrong and Edwin E. “Buzz” Aldrin, Jr. sat down for the first meal on the moon, they were able to chow down on a spread of hot dogs, bacon squares and canned peaches. Well, it beat beef in a tube.

fake7The public? They wanted to try space food. General Foods, which marketed Tang, was best-positioned to take advantage. Tang had been on every Gemini and Apollo mission and General Foods quickly launched an all-out advertising blitz that ensured Tang would become synonymous with space travel itself.

The space-crazed public found Tang new and exciting (after all, why would anybody want to drink real orange juice?). Actually, Tang wasn’t new—it had been on supermarket shelves since 1959. That mattered little to kids watching the space missions on TV. Tang was the beverage of the gods, and when they demanded it, parents had little choice but to comply.

fake8Tang’s well-publicized splash convinced Pillsbury to get into the space food business as well. NASA had already asked Pillsbury to create an edible food snack which would not break apart and contaminate the delicate environment of a space capsule. Their response was to create a high-protein cereal which made its debut on Scott Carpenter’s five hour Mercury flight on May 24, 1962. The snack proved successful and, several permutations later, an improved version,  a chewy “energy stick,” won a place on the historic Apollo 11 moon landing.

fake9Pillsbury used their role on Apollo 11 as a launching pad for a spin-off which they imaginatively dubbed Space Food Sticks. The Tootsie Roll-like candy came in several flavors including caramel, chocolate, malt, mint, orange and the ever-popular peanut butter.

Aficionados will recall that the Space Food Sticks came wrapped in special foil to give them a space age look. The front of each pack featured an illustration of an anonymous astronaut happily chomping on a Space Food Stick. The box clarified the important role the development sticks played “in support of the U.S. Aerospace Program.”

It turns out Pillsbury’s aggressive marketing ruffled a few a feathers in the nation’s capital. One year after Space Food Sticks were introduced, the Bureau of Deceptive Practices undertook an investigation of Pillsbury’s claim they were “ounce for ounce” as nutritious as milk. A document issued by the company in response–available at NASA’s archives—asserted the snacks were “suitable as total food replacement” in the unlikely chance that no other foods were available.

fake10Space food never really caught on. Novelties like Moon Cheeze (right) were fun, but the idea of floating around in zero gravity trying to satiate your appetite on strawberry food cubes was better in theory than the dinner plate.

Eventually, and perhaps inevitably, the brief vogue of space food novelties subsided. Space Food Sticks yielded their cutting-edge status to Pop Rocks and other forms of “techno-candy.”

Freeze-dried meals can be found at camping stores and are sold as souvenirs at the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum and other museum gift shops.

fake11As for Tang, it won an unexpected boost in 1998 when Ohio senator John Glenn requested it for his return to space. In 1962, Glenn had been the first American astronaut to perform “eating experiments” in orbit, so his desire for a second round was only natural. After all, if anything was going to quench the thirst of a senior citizen space hero, it had to be Tang.

The next step in food science? It may be “Micro-M.R.E.’s,” meal tablets with enough calories to sustain a soldier in the battlefield for 24 hours. According to Air Force 2025, a study of future military concepts conducted by the Air University at Maxwell Air Force Base, M.R.E.’s are being developed.fake12

Also in the works: transdermal patches that will allow soldiers to feed themselves through their skin. The “transdermal nutrient delivery system” is currently being studied by the Department of Defense Combat Feeding Program.


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