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1999: The Last Great Year?

Friday, February 27th, 2009

1999-2Remember 1999? All of those millennial dreams about the bridge to…wherever? That McLuhan-esque fantasy of a peaceful interconnected global village?

It all seemed so imminent in 1999. The economy was booming. The Dow rose daily as the bubble grew bigger. Irrational exuberance was the order of the day.

Proclamations that would seem foolhardy and even dangerously naive were made with great regularity. A lot of hot air about the end of history. No convulsive worldwide conflagrations remained it was argued. Western liberal ideas had triumphed. The phrase pax Americana was uttered unironically in 1999.

Economists promised markets would expand forever so we engorged ourselves.  Slaking the thirst of consumers was the job of the select corporate elite. The coming out parties in 1999 were IPO-only. Electronica pulsed as overnight millionaries popped Dom Perignon.

time1999The Y2K crisis loomed but what did it amount to? A piffle, nothing, nada. No cataclysmic electric grid wipeout. In the final analysis, it was a jobs program for geeks.

And speaking of geeks, they ruled in 1999. The gadget-crazy culture we now live in was well on its way to establishing itself. The revenge of the nerds was already nearly complete when Jeff Bezos, the guru of e-commerce, was named Time’s Person of the Year.

Everything was going zoom-zoom in 1999. Especially design. The new VW Bug was all swoopy, as was the futuristic architecture of Frank Gehry.

More than ever, we were wired up. You could buy dog food on the Internet.  How great was that? The call centers in India, the plastic factories in China–all were humming along to the tune of “Living the Vida Loca.”

1999-1It was a great, big beautiful tomorrow straight out of a Disney animatronic future. Think about the money to be made on real estate (a no brainer). SUVs were safe and sporty. And, hey, why not dig up the backroads of America and build some more malls?

Looking back, virtual had begun to replace reality, just as debt had replaced credit. The signs of change were already evident. A millenium-eve terrorist attack at LAX airport was just barely thwarted. And soon enough the party would be over. The bubble burst in “two thousand zero zero,” the year of the hanging chad, just as Prince had predicted.

With the benefit of history it’s obvious: we were overly optimistic. Still, the feeling was implausibly hopeful at 11:59 PM and 59 seconds on December 31, 1999. Before champagne corks popped and the fizz went flat, back when the future of duct tape and color-coded alerts was blissfully unknown, it was a good year to be alive.

Please share your memories of that annus mirabilis 1999 by leaving a comment.

Professor Retro’s Space Food Sampler

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Warning shameless product plugs!

We’ve just relaunched this sampler at Funkyfoodshop, our e-commerce site.

The sampler now includes several different freeze-dried astronaut ice creams, two kinds of Space Food Sticks, four Splashdown packets and other delightful astro-treats such as freeze-dried astronaut ice cream. They’re available on Amazon as well.

The Professor Retro character was drawn by our genius longtime pal Xeth Feinberg.

Xeth also animated this crazy animated infomercial starring Prof Retro:

Professor Retro Looks at Space Food

Fred T. Jane: Illustrator of the Future

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

fredtjaneAn avatar of the information age, Fred T. Jane is a obscure figure today.  But as an illustrator, writer, self-publisher and a gamer (yes, a gamer) Jane was well ahead of his time.

From his birth in 1865 to his death in 1916 Jane was witnessed a crucial period of change which saw the discovery of X-rays, the rise of automobiles, aviation and telecommunications.

It was Jane’s fascination with naval warships in his hometown of Portsmouth England that inspired him to begin sketching. The detailed drawings he made eventually lead to the publication of  All the World’s Fighting Ships in 1898 (more on that publication below).

In addition to his straight-forward depictions of ships and airplanes, Jane dabbled infredtjane12 prophetic illustrations including a series created for Pall Mall magazine in 1894-5 called “Guesses at Futurity.”

As seen in the images accompanying this post, Jane’s imaginative renderings of the year 2000 in Pall Mall included futuristic depictions of cyber-cafes,  energy-efficient lighting, and bio-engineered foods. The latter concept was captured in an illustration called “A Dinner Party A.D. 2000, Menu of Chemical Foods” (pictured right).

Guests are offered pellets of nutrition by waiters dressed in Egyptian costumes. It’s an odd but arresting tableau.  The strange helmet-like listening cones which hover above guests’ heads are perhaps piping the modern sounds of Debussy’s recently-debuted “Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun.” Or maybe they’re blow dryers. We can only guess along with Jane.

fredtjane6Other drawings in the series include one in which the latest news is revealed by a man unspooling a long scroll (notice the widescreen TV which looks like a flat panel) and another with dirigibles employed for street lighting.

These fanciful renditions are quite unlike the illustrations which would make Jane wealthy and famous. Those technical drawings identified warships and armaments of different armies of the world.  All The World’s Fighting Ships became the authoritative guide of ship recognition. Six years after the Wright Brothers first flight, Jane also began publishing All the World’s Aircrafts. These publications endure to this day.

What distinguishes Jane’s achievements in our day and age was his love of gaming and modeling. To accompany the war games he designed Jane made lovingly-crafted miniature scale models of ships. His contributions to the field helped establish modeling as a hobby.

The “Guesses to Futurity” illustrations hint at Jane’s intuitive grasp of what modern machines provided to the public beyond their utilitarian purpose: they were gfredtjane10rist for the imagination. In this way Jane really was a pioneer of how we consume and digest technological change.

Jane’s Information Group, the company he founded, is still a leading source on armaments, defense, geopolitics, transport and police industries. Jane also had a hand in founding the MI5, the British spy agency and the Boy Scouts and devised a code of signals adapted by the British Navy. Not bad for a guy who barely made it past 50.

We will feature more of Jane’s “Guesses at Futurity” drawings in a future post. Until then if you want more history on this fascinating figure click here.

Paris Exhibition of the Future (1957)

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Fabulous Sputnik-era newsreel from Czechoslovakia:

In the Year 2000 (1922)

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Fascinating prediction of technological advances by the year 2000 written for the German newspaper Pressburger Zeitung in 1922. The author, Paul Louis Hervier, peers into his crystal ball and see synthetic food, geothermal energy, and electric trains. Better than usual batting average on this one. Click on image to see full article.

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